"Then I just sit there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next three months in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee right on the lips and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week because both of our lips were so swollen and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only know like three words in Polish except now I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip. Ousta!"
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AHAHA! That is definitely NOT sad! That is awesome! I wish I knew it by heart! :P
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