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What’s better, butter or cheese?

R: Peanut butter

M: Is it just plain butter?

yup

Ew.

So which is better?

Cream cheese.

J: Butter

How are donuts made?

R: Um... dough mixed with smashed nuts

M: They have this big hunk of chocolate creme, cover it with dough, cook it, eat it

R: I'm changing my answer to I don't know, but they're very good

J: Get a bagel, and cut it, then put powder on it

Why do the trees change colors in the fall?

R: So they can stay in fashion

M: God made 'em like that

J: *thinks for a long time* I don't know.

What do broccoli, carrots, and cucumbers all have in common?

R: I don't know. They're all vegetables, okay, fine.

M: They're all vegetables. Oh wait, they're all nasty.

J: Broccoli... Cucumbers? They're all vegetables...

What’s a tapestry?

R: No idea. That's my answer

M: What's that?

I'm asking you

I don't know. It's a stupid word that someone made up.

J: What?

What's a tapestry?

A dumb question.

And for the record, R isn't really a little kid, but his answers are still interesting.

If you could meet anyone on earth, past or present, who would you choose?

R: Mario!

J: I don't know. Mario.

M: Laura Ingalls

If you could be really good at one thing you're not very good at right now, what would it be?

R: Hm. Let me see... Making money.

J: Painting. Yeah, I change mine to skateboarding.

M: Skateboarding.

What's the best dream you ever had?

R: The best dream I ever had was the one that didn't happen.

J: The best dream I ever had was the only one I ever had.

M: That my best friend punched me in the face.

WHAT?

M: Because all the other ones were like extremely bad. Wait, back that up. That I went our neighbors house (and then she launches into a big long explanation that I couldn't keep up with...)

What are the four basic food groups?

R: Very good stuff, good stuff, bad stuff, and very bad stuff. And spinach is in the very good stuff.

J: Um, good, really good, bad, and really bad.

M: Um. Okay. Um, dessert, chocolate, and cannibalism!

You need one more.

Oh, and vegetables.

What's the difference between a cow and a bull?

I think I'm going to skip that one....

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Where does popcorn come from?

R: Um. Bird Poop. Exploding bird poop. From the extreme heat of the desert.

J: Uh. Stores.

M: Corn kernels.

If you had to decide between eating brownies all day or going to the park all day, what would you choose?

R: Going to park.

J: Going to the park, because then I would throw up from eating too much brownies.

M: Which park?

Me: Just any park.

M: The park. Because I don't want to get sick. Because the park's more fun.

What’s your favorite movie and why?

R: Don't have one cuz I like them all.

J: I like all of them. I don't have a favorite.

M: Monsters vs. Aliens because it's awesome. Wait, no. Veggietales!!

What exactly is it that an author does?

R: Um. Uses a gallon of ink a day. Or something...

J: What's an author?

Somebody that writes books.

J: Oh. They poop their pants. (I'm sorry, that's what he said. That's my weird little brother for you :P)

M: Tired all day. From writing.

If you could look just like anybody, who would it be?

R: Me, myself and I. But not Michael Jackson.

J: Me, myself and I.

M: You. Without the pimples on your face. My big sister that loves me so much named Ashley.

Okay, nice answer, but did you have to mention my acne? I know I have zits, so stop telling me that. Anywho...

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What is soap made out of?

M: uh, soap's made out of... bubbles! I'm just kidding.

J: Bubbles.

Why does Batman wear a cape if he can't fly?

M: Dumb question. Batman wears a cape if he can't fly because he thinks it looks cool.

J: Um. To look cool. 'Cause all superheroes do. Except Spiderman.

What's the hardest thing in the world to do?

J: I don't know... nothing.

aaand, then they left before I finished :P