Okay, now that Nicole was kind enough to untie me, I'll introduce my charries. And for those I may confuse, "charries" is short for "characters".
Nicole: Hi, I'm Turwaithel, and I'm wondering why Ashley decided to call me Nicole...
Me: Because that's your name...
Nicole: No it isn't. I'm an Elf, remember?
Me: Your spoiling the plot. You aren't supposed to know that yet.
Nicole: Oh. Oops.
Erynion: Hey. I'm Erynion. I'm an Elf too, and a darn handsome one at that.
Nicole: * mimics Erynion* And a darn self-centered one at that...
Me: Ssshhh. He'll figure it out eventually.
Nicole: Maybe he won't think he's so great if I scar his face up a little...
Me: Nicole! I don't want to hear any more of that. You'll have your chance later.
Nicole: I'll be reminding you of that later.
Me: I'm sure you will...
Rhovanion: I'm Rhovanion, as you can tell from reading this... And I'm a Dark Elf. But we're not evil like people think we are.
Erynion: Silence, you vile creature.
Nicole: Can I PLEASE hurt him?
Nicole: *ignores me and kicks Erynion in the shin* Don't say another word.
Me: I thought I said to stop fighting.
Nicole: You also said we never listen to you.
Erynion: That is true.
Nicole: Stop agreeing with me!
Me: *clears throat*
Nicole: *pulls out duct tape*
Me: You traitor! *gets mouth taped shut*
Nicole: Now that our author is tied up, will you please excuse me for a moment? *punches Erynion in face*
Rhovanion: Since when are you this violent?
Nicole: Who said I'm violent?
Rhovanion: You just punched him in the face for no reason. He has a right to talk, you know.
Erynion: He's right. It's a free country.
Nicole: I think I'm beginning to like this thing Ashley calls duct tape...
Erynion: You wouldn't do that, would you? You're kidding, right?
Nicole: No, of course I wouldn't. That would be too kind.
Rhovanion: I, uh, think I'll shut down this blog post before things get too violent.