Ryan learned in health today that caffiene is a drug... and of course he told Jason and Melissa. Jason asked me if it really was a drug, and Melissa said I was a "redneck hillbilly on drugs" :P It was quite funny.

However, I am NOT a "redneck hillbilly on drugs". I am a the sugar-blooded, guitar-playing ninja pirate of awesomeness.

Now if you will excuse me...